oh wow. my local police authority has a tumblr.
yesterday it was lovely and warm and i was spending lunch with the dude i’m crushing over at the moment
suddenly he goes to unbutton his top and i was like just staring at him slightly happy
i don’t think he realises my crush for him yet
embarrassing bodies live is just a legitimate excuse to get your cock out on skype
i’m going to go blind
…I was kinda deep into it and so I was sorta blanking out noise. Suddenly the printer behind me just makes a noise out of the blue and I swear I jumped a foot back.
we have nice coffee none of that cheap shit.
if i didn’t have this exam, i could have my day off
okay i can’t sleep it is too warm
omg store brand cola is gross!
Sveriges Radio P3 is literally a Eurovision fest right now..
hung over a little ugh
okay in celebration of Sweden winning I’m a little drunk on Swedish cider wow
even though we all take the mick out of the representatives poor english, they know two languages. jus sayin
if you have a ps3 i’m captincroc
Maaaaan this country is way too hot I’m moving back home at least when it’s warm there it’s always raining
alright too hungry time to get out of bed
What is eurovision?
I’ve heard people talk about it before and I feel really dumb because I have no idea what’s going on??
It’s a stupid song festival in Europe where one band/artist represents each country. It used to be one of the most important events, but now barely anyone cares about it.
EXCUSE ME MADAM
I BELIEVE WE MUST NOW FIGHT IN HOT AIR BALLOONS ABOVE LONDON
EUROVISION IS A TIME OF FUN AND HILARITY IN WHICH THE NATIONS UNITE TO WATCH GROUPS OF BRIGHTLY COLOURED IDIOTS PERFORMING SONGS THAT ARE CAREFULLY ENGINEERED TO BE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GOOD MUSIC
AND YOU HAVE TO TURN THE SUBTITLES ON BECAUSE THEY ARE INVARIABLY THE RESULT OF SOME POOR SOUL TRYING TO TYPE THEM IN REAL-TIME AND IT IS BASICALLY THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF THOSE BOOTLEG MANDARIN LOTR SUBS
AND THEN THERE IS ‘VOTING’ WHICH MEANS ‘EVERYONE IN THE BALKANS GIVES EVERYONE ELSE IN THE BALKANS TOP SCORES AND EVERYONE IN WESTERN EUROPE PENALISES EACH OTHER FOR EVERY POLITICAL IRRITATION RECEIVED IN THE PAST YEAR’
AND YOU WATCH THE WHOLE TECHNICOLOUR FAILURE ON THE SOFA WITH SNACKS AND MST3K THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND IT IS GLORIOUS
The most perfect description of Eurovison I have ever laid eyes on.
BEHOLD. IT IS GLORIOUS.
Eurovision is the best time of year. It’s tomorrow, right?
I hear Jedward are representing Ireland, sucks to be you Ireland. Bet you wish you were part of us now!
We have Engelbert Humperdinck, oh yeah!
we have two young lads with lots of energy and adored by the eurovision demographic
you have a 76 year-old easy listening singer adored by grandmothers everywhere
even though it goes against everything i stand for, i ha a cold shower because it has been way too hot this week…
I have so many imaginary boyfriends it’s just sad